The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Sweet Roll
This Friday Skyrim will be hitting the shelves and it’s one of my most highly anticipated releases of this year! Since I’ll be spending the entire weekend glued to my TV and ignoring all signals from my body that it’s tired and wants to go to bed (my brain will be shouting “DRAGONS!” to keep me perky) I figured I’d need some suitable snacks. I read a pretty funny article last week called “Things I Ate In Skyrim” that obviously included the infamous Sweet Roll. Before you climb up on your high armoured horse and start saying “that doesn’t look like any Sweetroll I’ve ever seen” this is a Skyrim edition Sweet Roll (note: no longer “Sweetroll” as it used to be in Morrorwind and Oblivion) that we got a sneak peek at - it seems to have gotten a bit of a visual upgrade and some frosting! I’ve gone with a dense spiced cake recipe that I think compliments the rustic, fantasy setting.
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Christmas Special Appetizer: Fallout 3 – Yum Yum Deviled Eggs
After the complication of a trio of recipes for last weeks post, I felt something from a simpler time was needed. A time when women were women, men were quite possibly all exactly like Don Draper and mutants were mutants. Christmas is often hailed as the tackiest holiday thanks to gaudy decorations and glitter, but this also makes it the most retro. Apart from making my starter a prawn cocktail, deviled eggs come in as more of the American classic of yesteryear and Fallout 3 just happens to be full of these strange, vintage consumables. In the interest of safety I’ve removed all rads and rehydrated the eggs for your dining pleasure.
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Fallout: New Vegas – Sunset Sarsaparilla
Since making the ‘Wasteland Omelet’ I picked up Fallout: New Vegas and have been playing it for the past few weeks. While I enjoyed Fallout 3, for me New Vegas is in a league of it’s own. I’ve of course been playing it on Hardcore so I could cook up some survivalist snacks and get the most in-depth experience, and while I’m well over 60 hours into the game, I feel like I’ve hardly made a dent into the main plot. One thing I’ve become obsessed by, as my completionist nature dictates, is finding the Sunset Sarsaparilla star bottle caps, but my motivation isn’t the mysterious prize offered by Festus; it’s personal. Here you’ll find my own version of the homebrew recipe for Sunset Sarsaparilla, the most popular beverage in the west!
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I miss this so much. Guess its finally time to get my shit together.
Last cigarette of 2012. First and last cigarette of 2013. Other resolutions? Lose weight, get laid and get rich. #NewYearsEve #NoSmoking #WeightLoss #Sex #Money #RockandRoll
There’s a chance I could be able to move to Seattle. Should I do it? Leave everyone and everything behind and be happy, or stay to appease everyone and suffer?
Express 5:50 + Head. I’ve been good this year, please let Santa grab one for me this Christmas.
Merry Christmas! I think I might be the only person that puts a Christmas tree in their room every year….
New vs old. Probably not a bad idea to spend the 8 bucks to swap them out. Next should be plugs/wires/cap/rotor. Then a new fuel filter and having the fuel pump tested. And even after that, new tires. After that’s sorted, a cherry bomb and a paint job is in line.